where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
what if I'm pregnant?
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Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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