so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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