after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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