So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The feeling are messing with the penis
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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