this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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