I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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