Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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