I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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