hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
two words...techno handjob
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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