Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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