dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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