at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
