no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
vagina is talking i cant
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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