I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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