ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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