There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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