i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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