she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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