covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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