Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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