i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My vagina just recognized that song.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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