So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It's just like the Real World with babies
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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