too bad you live with your parents still
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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