sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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