With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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