One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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