She's JV to your varsity
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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