i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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