Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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