her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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