I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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