Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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