in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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