Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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