Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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