Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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