Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
