Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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