hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Do plants get herpes?
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