my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We have started to decorate penises.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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