You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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