I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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