CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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Is Oprah even human
i now understand why vodka
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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