Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
