Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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