then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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