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Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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