Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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