I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Terrible idea I love it
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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