I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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