Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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