me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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