why didn't you poke me back
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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