Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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