nut hugger
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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