last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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